I have a drinking problem. I can go a day or two without drinking, but the second I have a chance to pour whatever the fuck I can down my throat I take it. Last week was one of those nights, and it turns out that I got a little messy. I was told earlier today that I went up to a random girl, lifted up her skirt, slapped her ass, asked her about her hipster bush, and told her obviously angry boyfriend that I was going to kill him. I don’t know if that really happened, but it seems like a pretty insane story that no one would just make up to fuck with you, but I really have no memory of this shit, but I can say it is both my proudest moment and a pretty humiliating moment, so to the girl i molested, don’t blame me, blame my alcoholic gene.
Here are my links for the day….
When it Comes to Getting Off, I’m Not One to Judge….
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Lezzie Sex at an All Girls School!!!
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Do the Mega Man Rap!
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The Hottest Import Model Tits You’ll Ever See
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Real Life Japanese Super Mario
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Brooke Hogan Is Cougar-ish
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Somethings Are No Laughing Matter
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Zafira is All I Want in Life, But That is Asking a Lot
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Some Fun With 1-900 Numbers
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Striptease of the Day
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Megan Fox Became a Cougar Overnight WTF
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Angelina Jolie Continues Her Attempt to Re-Create It’s a Small World in Her Living Room
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Paris Hilton Hates Queen Latifah But Everyone Hates Paris Hilton, So Whatever
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Aubrey O’Day See Through
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Drew Barrymore on a Magazine Cover is Always Nice
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I Had Forgotten How Bad I Wanna Stick My Penis in Shakira
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when Push Comes To Shove, You Just Won’t Do It On Your Own
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Avril Lavigne, I Hate You
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Kellie Pickler WTF?
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Malin Akerman for Maxim
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A Fashion Show Without Clothes is My Kind of Fashion Show
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Self Pleasing Office Slut
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Victoria is Perfect
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Take a Look At Heidi Klum’s Ass
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All Baby Birds Have to Leave the Next One Day
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Why Hello Nadia Hilton
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Please God Let Lohan Get Into Porn
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Rachel Stevens Lingerie
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Caroline Keeps It Simple and Shows Off Her Ass
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You All I Know I Think Pregnant Bitches Are Disgusting, But Something ABout Nicole Richie is Just Doing It For Me
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Christina Milian WTF?
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Shay Laren and Ashlynn Brooke Shower Together
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Raquel Welch in a 1965 Ad Wearing a 1965 Bathing Suit….
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Oh Shit…Gaga May Be On Drugs…Who Cares….
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Some Bettie Page Throwback Ass
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Play This Online Game Called The Prodigy
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Funny Sex Shop AD
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Rosie Jones & Hettie Butler – Topless – “Rosie Vs Hettie” Front Magazine
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Kourtney Kardashian Makes Up for Her Other Two Beast Sisters
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Tina Turner Has Still Got It
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Party Time!!!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Naked Asain
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Follow Me on Twitter – Because I Was Born For This Shit….