I was on Twitter today messaging Heidi Montag about her song. This is what I wrote:
@heidimontag Your “new single” is the best april’s fool joke yet
@heidimontag proves that just because they let you in the studio doesn’t mean you should sing ….
@heidimontag seriously, did you hire autistic kids with pots and pans and synths to produce that track, what is that garbage?
@questlove and @heidimontag – Do I hear a Collab?!?
@spencerpratt How embarrassed are you of you chick’s music-I know you have to pretend it’s amazing to her face-but you know it’s pure crap
Then she said she was pregnant and that it was a boy….
@heidimontag we know you aren’t pregnant-you can knock off the april fools jokes-your song was enough funny for one april fools day-save it
@perezhilton you would totally know if she was pregnant since her fake souless ass is your fake souless ass’ BFF-You fucking groupie
She never answered, she’s too busy suckin’ up to Perez. Cunt. I know those of you on twitter aren’t down with twitter talk, it’s kinda fuckin’ lame, I get that, but twitter is everywhere, you can’t fight it. They talk about it on The View. It’s on…..
Here are my links, they don’t let me down, like Montag does to everyone she knows….
Sluts Won’t Ever Give You The Time of Day, So Why Not Find One On The Internet Who Gets Paid To…
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Miss Universe is Hot, But I’ll Be Damned If She Has a Brain in Her Heads
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The Nine Hottest English Women
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Who Knew Dallas Could Be So AWesome
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Where Have Jennifer Aniston’s Tits Gone
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Chuck Norris Versus Bear Fight to the Death!
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Life is Hard for a White Boy
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Squeal Happy Whores, The Musical
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emily Booth is Oiled Up and Ready to Go
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Striptease of the Day
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Katie Price is Mother of the Year
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Britney Treats Her Massie Thighs to Some Starbucks
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Urinal Segway Amazingness
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Sarah Conner’s Ass Crack
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I’d Totally Stick My Peen in Jaime Alexander
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Was Wondering Where This Lesbian Was
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Amanda Seyfried is Like a Tinkerbell I Would Stick My Dick Intos
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Now That’s How You Play Ping Pong Mother Fuckers
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Carlie Banks and Angie Get It On
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Sacha Grey Takes It Hardcore
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Here’s a Shitload of April Fools Pranks – Video
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Fun With Nip Slips
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They Should Have Let Ashley Tisdale Drive Home Drunk and Kill Herself
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Here’s Some Nelly Furtado, Cause I Don’t Know What the Fuck She is Up to Lately
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Lucy Rebecca Has Some Big Ol’ Tits
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Are Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Retarded?
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Lady Gaga and Her ‘Show My ASs Tour’ Invade Boston
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Simi Likes Things Pink
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David Letterman is Amazing
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Only in Japan…
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All Dildos Are Created Equal
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I Hate You John Mayer
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More Star Trek is Sure to Make a Homo Like You Happy
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Chick Fiiiiiights
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Drunkenspring Break Facebook Photos
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Tori Spelling Is Anorexic….Or Maybe Her Head is Just Getting Bigger….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
Some Tits on Photobucket….
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