I like grandmother’s as much as the next guy, you know, because they are usually widows, usually have money or at least a decent pension, usually make great cake, and usually can’t get pregnant because they are old and dried up, but are still horny enough to put out, if you can stomach that shit because old chicks are fucking gross to look at, but at least you know they are really experienced and have less inhibitions since they are ready to die or have early signs of dementia, making them not scared of anal or pretty much anything, and they fall asleep at 9 pm, leaving me with the night to myself to fuck with real girls, but I still don’t really get what the fuck Ryan Seacrest is doing to Miley’s grandmother’s head….