stepLINKS of the Day

It is my birthday for a few more minutes, I have been drinking since noon. I am going to drink some more. But before I do I figured I’d post up my links as a gift to all you cocksuckers who I hate. If I don’t die tonight, I’ll be back tomorrow. Remember I love each and everyone one of you equally, I have no favorites, except for maybe that one chick who sent me nudes today. You know who you are….

Real Girls Who Want to Talk To You Naked

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Jessican Simpson and Her Sweet Tits Got Lots to Cry About Today

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A Water Jet Pack Couldn’t Get My Fat Ass Off the Ground

But I’m Sure You Will Like It

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Close Ups Of Tyra Banks’ Beautiful Tits

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Protest Prank Ruins the Cause but Makes For Good Laughs

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Find a Girl fo Tuck, Because Winter is Over and You Must Be Sick of Your Fat Girlfriend By NOw

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Fat kid Food Rap is Making Me Hungry

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There’s Something ABout Anna Faris. Maybe It’s Her Breasts?

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Hmmm, I Don’t Think Thats Stacy

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Home Simpson Vagina!! PICS!!111!1!1

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Martina Aitolehti Gallery

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Seth and Avi Get a ‘Massage’

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Striptease of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s Ass Crack is Lovely

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What Can I Say, Burger King + Sponge Bob + Sir Mix A Lot is Kind of Amazing

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The Entire Ronson Family Hates Lindsay Lohan

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Naomi Campbell Nipple Throwback

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Summer Glau is in Lingeries

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Beyonce is Looking Good As Always

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Audrey Tatou May Be my New Obsession

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Girls Wanna Be Bad

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Eva in White

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Evolution of the Female Weather Forcaster

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Madonna Needs to Put on a Pointy Bra and Let This Adoption Shit Go

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Don’t Tell You Think You Can Do This On Your Own

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Asian Kat Masterbates in Front of the Camera

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Alright!! Who is Gonna Buy Me a GM Plus Segway?

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Rio Carnaval is Full of Tits

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Bill Murray is a Pimp

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Sophie Howard is Topless

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Ass and Oil is Always Nice

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And MORE Kate Beckinsale Hottness

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Aria Giovanni in Stockings

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911 Emergency Comedy!!!

(listen for the last one)

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Cell Phone Sex Tape Clears Man of Rape Charges

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Michael Jordan is FINALLY in the Fucking Hall of Fame!

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And This One is Just Plain Fucked Up

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Make the Most of Your Evening

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Party Sluts…being Sluts….

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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

stepLINKS of the Day April 8th, 2009