I am dying today, which makes sense because it is the day after my birthday. I have been curled up in a heap of shit in the corner of my bedroom all day and pretty much all night and pretty much carrying this shit over til tomorrow. I got an email saying posts today were funnier than usual, which leads me to believe that dying is all I need to get to the fucking top, like that kid I saw on Oprah who had AIDS and they made a quilt for back in the 90s. Seriously, if zero effort makes my shit worth checking, then this motherfucker is goin to slack harder than I already do.
Here are my links….
Help Put a Slut Through College While She Puts a Rash on Yo’ Dick…
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Lohan is And Her Despressed Lasbian Vagaina are Having a Cry on the Cover of Us Magazine
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The Longer You Live With Your Best Friend….
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The 9 Hottest Cuban Women Wow
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I’m Sure You Still Have a TIFFANY Poster on Your Bedroom Wall
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Kelly Brook Things She is Pocahontas or Some Shit
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How This Dude Doesn’t Shit All Over His Long Hair is Beyond Me
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Because It’s Not Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Zombie Oprah, Berserk Bacteria, Inappropriate Encounters, Cocky Bunnies and More!
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Blonde on Blonde Action
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Dr. Shine Is God’s Top Gun Of Deliverance
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COPS: PAGENT EDITION
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Treasure Troll Striptease of the Day
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This Child Birth Simulator Names Me Want to Puke
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Hugh Hefner is 83 and He Had a Party
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Here’s Some Pics of Amy Winhouse That Will Make You Lose Your Lunch
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I Want to Burst Halle Berry’s Bubbles
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Miranda Kerr Wants to Act, But I Think She Should Just Shut Her Mouth and Keep Looking Good
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Chicken Fried Cock Out
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Doutzen Kroes – Victoria’s Secret Sport Line VSX 2009
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You’ll Never Know If You Don’t Try
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Alexis is Slow Mo Heaven
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G String Bull Ride
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Courtney Love Didn’t Blow Her Fortune on Crack Rocks After All
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Abi Titmuss does Nuts magazine April 2009
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Random Photos to Waste Time With
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Jesus Christ Tori Spelling Eat Something
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Kitty Lea is Nude
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Allison is in Bed
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Brooke Williams is a Cyber Girl
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Were Given Autographed Saddam Hussein Pic by Soldiers
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You’ve Been Face Taped, Cunt!
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Anal Bleaching Fun
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Kourtney Kardashian for Maxim
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The 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders Of The 80s
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Betty White and Kim Catrell Made a Porno
(There’s Some Peen in This)
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The 99 Sexiest Ladies of The 80’s
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Powersliding Weirdness Video
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25 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of MLB
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Some American Apparel Ass
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Israeli Playboy Theme Party for Passover….
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Mother Breastfeeds the Wrong Baby
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Mother Harvests Her Dead Son’s Sperm
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Some Sluts Topless and Dressed Like the Easter Bunny
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Top 10 Celebrities Caught Doing Drugs on Camera
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This is the Site I am Endorsing Today
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10 Hazardous Homemade Sex Toys…
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….