The good news about being unemployed is that when long weekends roll around, I don’t have to get all fucking excited like an asshole in a 9 to 5 gig. The only thing good about them is that asshole’s in 9 to 5 gigs come out to party, get stupid and annoying and I sometimes get the best of their 9 to 5 women and by sometimes I mean never.
So while all you fuckers were flying home for the weekend, or going on trips to the beach, or taking advantage of the fact that you could get a week off by only using up 2 sick days, I was lying in bed, sick as a motherfucker, praying that god would fuckin’ crucify me only to be resurrected a couple days later, when the fuckin’ pain of my lung infection ended.
So while you had good times, I was miserable and I am sure it wasn’t the first time. In fact, it is the story of my life. But I am convinced that one day all this bad Karma will pay off, because there’s no fun in suffering without something good happening before the end….or maybe that’s just what they want me to believe, because they have some big scale disaster to end it all for me and they’d had for me to beat them to the fucking punch.
Who knows, I know you don’t because you’re not even listening to my complaining. I expect to be as healthy as I can be tomorrow, in the meantime, here are my links….
ase of the Mondays? This will cheer you up….
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Man, It’s Very Rare I Am Speechless, But I Seriously Just Don’t Know What the Fuck to Say About This
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Billy Mays is Kind of Amazing
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Man Some Kids Have WAY to Much Time on Their Fucking Time
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Is Cassie A Hoe Or A Housewife? Pics
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Kate Beckinsale is an Easter Bunny I’d Like to Fuck
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Hercules Fights a Bear!
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Your Drinking Problem Likes to Play with Knives
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Jenna Presley Wants You to Bask in her Loveliness
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These Beanie Babie Freaks Are Just Plain Fucked Up
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The Only Thing More Funny Than Someone Faking Tila Tequila’s Death Is Her Actually Being Dead
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peabody’s Improbable History – The 9/11 Edition
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Striptease of the Days
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Drew Barrymore is Looking Cougar Ripe
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Kendra Wilinson Found God – He Was Staring At Her Chest
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Maybe It Was All The Jesus This Weekend, But Paris Hilton Found God As Well
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Young Vanna White! Heyo!
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Rhianna is Looking Better Than Ever
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Phil Spector May Be Guilty of Murder
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Maybe Mel Gibson Can Marry That Cop He Called SUGAR TITS Now That He is Getting Divorced
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Photobooth Fun
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Some Sexy Easter Sluts
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The Russians Sure Know How to Treat a Lady
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Andie is Amazing
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Bikini Monday
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Roller Blader Owns Himself HAHAHA
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Topanga From Boy Meets World is Looking Good!
And By Looking Good I Mean She is Still Fat
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Don’t Know Who Sammy Brady is, But She is Topless So Whatever
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Alice is Busty
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Hear What the Cunts on the Hills Have to Say About God Knows What
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Kim Kardashian Took Her Ass to Some Nightclub
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Her Name is Natacha Peyre and she’s Worth Fuckin’ Especially When Half Naked
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Here’s a Sign That You’re Too Fat
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Lego my Jesus
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The Best Porn Parodies of All Time – Cumdog Millionaire isn’t There…
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Alison Angel Under the Sun
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The Mysteries of Pittsburgh Starring Sienna Miller’s Hairy Lip
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So THAT’S Why Simon Cowell is Always Angry
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Some Web Things Are Just Fucking Classic
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World War 2 Vagina Kicker
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Frank Sinatra Really Knew How to Say It Loud
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The New Michael Myers Will Fuck Your Ass Up
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Top 5 Most Offensive Anti-Smoking Commercials That Should Be Banned From TV
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
Young, Naked, Topless, Young…..Photobucket Do Some Bad Bad Things…
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