Brittany Gastineau is almost as useless as the fat chick at the stripclub who had small tits and was too wasted to stand and kept trippin’ up all over herself. You know, as a fat chick, you have a certain level of responsibility, that involves you having to go above and beyond what the skinny chicks are up to, because you are fat and that applies to this Gastineau pig too, step it up a notch, flash us a little fat pussy or something, keep it fucking interesting, because your motivation and effort is really ALL you have going for you. Cuddles.