I spent my night on twitter. I don’t fucking know why or what I was saying, I was out drinking with friends/people I don’t give a fuck about, but instead of making awkward conversation, and jokes to each other, I just sat in the corner on my iphone, that I got for 30 dollars, just to make sure you realize I’m no baller, and I guess that was a glimpse into the future where we don’t have to interact with each other in person anymore, something you’re probably used to, since you are a fucking loser, but is exciting to me, since I hate people, and people seem to hate me, but that’s probably because I don’t shower and have a bad attitude.
Oh I just got this email saying that Mel Gibson has a hot new Russian Sounding wife….
And here are the rest of my high quality links.
Your Weekend In Bed Just Got Some Pussy to Join You …
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Pam Anderson Will Make You Vomit On Your Keyboard, and by Vomit I Mean Cum….
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Eva Mendes’ Hottest Pics Ever
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Real Life Pac Man Pretty Much Made My Day
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Mario Kart Death Race!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Why Hello Cheryl Tweedy
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Kazumi Can Do the Robot to End All Robots
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Do YOU Love Brown Chocolate?
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Bridget is Thick and I Love HEr
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The Ultimate Butterface Test
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American Idol Breeds Crazy
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Okay Maybe Family Guy is Funny Sometimes
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striptease of the Day
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Promo Shot For Bruno is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever
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EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT KIM KARDASHIAN
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass in Vogue
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Mary Carey Ass Flash Throwback
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Stana Katic is Trashy Sexy
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Mischa Barton, WTF ARe You Wearing?
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Heidi Klum Needs to Give Her Vagina a Rest Already
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Emma Watson Gallery
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Veronika Fasterova with Earmuffs
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There is Just Way to Many of These Pole Dance Fuck Up Videos
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Victoria Kruz is Oiled Up
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Tampon Prank Makes Boyfriend Puke hahahaha
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Holly Wellin Takes It Off
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Ali Larter is Lookin Good
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Kelly Brook is Squeezing Her Boobs
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Lily is Busty
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Elle Macpherson In A Bikini Looks Good a Bikini
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CoCo is Just a Big Ball of Class
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Now That’s Racial Harmony
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Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb
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Sandee Westgate Wears a Tie
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Brooke Berry is a Playboy Babe
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And That;s What Happens When You Get Shot in the Nuts With a Paintball Gun
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No Wonder Her Pussy Stinks
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Spencer and Heidi Are Smoking the Good Shit
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The Six Most Unfortunate Influential Films
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Ouch, That’s Gotta Hurt
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More lovely girls who get nude for you…
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Half Naked Girls in Vegas
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