At least Shauna Sand doesn’t front that she’s not a whore. You gotta respect a bitch who dresses just as slutty in front of her kids and she does in the clubs, restaurants, grocery store, porn shoots, because it means she’s keeping it fucking real. There’s nothing more annoying than parking your car outside the stripclub at closing time because you can’t afford the cover charge to get in the place and the girls file out in their Juicy/Baby Phat sweat suits with fake Luis Vuiton bags filled with what I actually want to see them in and it’s safe to say that not once has a girl come out dressed like Shauna Sand. So maybe it’s time I start respecting her for giving me what I want when I am wasted and in the mood for trashy whores, even though it usually comes my way through pictures when I am sober.