The Lindsay Lohan in Montreal countdown has begun. Not that I care. I just have nothing better to write about. I live a relatively pathetic, sexually frustrated life, the highlights of my days are getting approached by girls who ask about my dog, opening up great comedic moments that no one picks up on but me. I can’t think of anything concrete, It’s 10 pm and I’ve been drinking, but I can post links, It’s really second nature for me and that is pathetic, a concept we can collectively tap dance in agreeance to….
Here you go. Have a good weekend. Check back. I may update.
Friday Slut Fun
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s All Good, I Hate Standing Up When I’m Drunk Too
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Rosario Dawson’s Hottest Pics Ever
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This Chimp Can Skateboard Better Than You Can
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Kate Hudson May Not Have Tits, But She’s Alright In My Books
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Chuck Norris Doesn’t Paint With a Brush, He Paints With a GUN
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Can You SMELL the Captains Log?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katy Ain’t Half Bad
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Swine Flu Won’t Let Him Buy a Car
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Cutie Gets Mess While Cooking
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Demi Moore is Made of Wax
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Transformers 2 Looks Even Shittier Than The First One
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The Bunny Ranch Wants Rod Blagojevich
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Nipples Are Hard
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Lohan is Back on the Mainland
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Rachel Bilson Is Looking Kind of Rough
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Please Don’t Get Married Miranda Kerr
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Victoria Silvstedt Photoshoot Video
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SEX COURT!
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Bouncer Beatdown
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Angel Dark Belongs in Heaven
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Have You Met Candice Michelle
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And Now, the BEST Response to Jury Duty EVER
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Teen Barbie is a Doll I’d Like to Have
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Pink is a Dirty Whore
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Kim Kardashian Says Ahoy
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Alicia is the Sexy Door Next Girl
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That Kara Slut From American Idol is Getting Canned
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Zoe Saldana is All Legs At the Star Trek Premiere
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Who Knew Hate Crime Legislation Could BE So DIRTY?!
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Dahlia Rocks Out
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Now THAT’S What I Call An Ass
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Swine Flu Fashion
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Veronica is Playing Pool. Naked
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Playboy Flashback
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That’s Why You Don’t TExt While Driving a Bus
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Get Your Fist Out of My Pussy
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Susan Boyle is Kind of Amazing. Watch Her Dance Here
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Who Doesn’t Love School Girl Uniforms?
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Some Movie Reviews
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