I am not in the zone today. It happens but I figure the only way to get inspired is to turn to the virgins because they are pure. So I walked down to my laundry room, where I bumbed into a couple teenage girls smoking and I stripped down to my underwear, put my clothes in the washing machine and walked away, while they laughed at me. I looked down and realized that my little cock was poking out of a massive whole in my shorts, which I guess is funny, but the problem with doing this is that despite being virgins, they had enough sense in them to know that my dick was a fucking joke, so I told them he’s like a turtle hiding in his shell when he gets scared and octoplies when it comes down to business, they weren’t buying it, so I was forced to walk away with my tail between my legs in shame, but I know that my girl Susan Boyle wouldn’t because she’dying for any cock and here’s a video of her singing in her ugly prime.