I am drunk. Fuck you. I met a girl in a restaurant tonight. She was on her 8th vodka redbull, that shit is probably worse for you than snorting some cocaine, she kept spitting in my face while making no fucking sense, leaving me confused about what she was saying, too bad she wasn’t spitting all over my dick, like the drunk pig she was. She wasn’t hot, but blowjobs are always good times even when from a drunk girl who falls asleep with my balls in her mouth.
Here are my links.
Respectable Young Girls Get Naked Here. Nuff Said
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Angelina Jolie Most Probably Fucked a Female Rock Star
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A Truckload of Awesomeness
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The 9 Hottest California Sluts
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How to Seriously Attract Women. Seriously.
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Megan Fox is in Elle Magazine
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The Kitteh Has Sads
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Fight Club, The Musical
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Who Doesn’t Love a Show Off, Especially When the Show Off is Naked
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How to Score With a Bridsmaid At a Wedding
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Keifer Sutherland Will Shut You Down!!
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Pig Flu and BBQ = Tasty
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Striptease of the Day
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Anna Hatheway is Disgusting. Why is This Bitch Famous?
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Madonna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Brookw Goes Nuts For Sex
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Penny Cruz Nip Slip Throwback
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Victoria Beckham
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Taylor Momsen is Lookin Fucked Up
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Courtney Love is Bat Shit Crazy and I Love It
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Anna Hickman Photoshoot
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Veronika Fasterova in Black and White
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Hammer Game Fail
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Britney Loves to Be Outside
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Man This Jon and Kate Plus 8 Thing is Getting Dramatic
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Who Knew My Little Pony Could Be So Awesome?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Meet Barbie
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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Shots
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Naked Brunettes
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Mike Tan in Action
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Megan Fox Has All The Control
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Fuck You Bai Ling
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Violet and Lacuna Leave You SPELLBOUND
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Some Rhianna Bikini Pics From the Barbados
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The Russians Are Scared of Madonna
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Happy MILFs Day
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Okay I’m Not Religious Or Anything, But Isn’t There Some Sort of Commandment Against Shit Like This?
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Oprah Loves Chicken and Twitter
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Blond Twins and a Strap On
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It May Be a Day Late, But Here’s Some Cinco De Maya Models
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Ivanka and Ivana, Mom and Daughter Fetish Photoshoot for Some Magazine
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The Face Transplant Chick Scares The Fuck Out of Me
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50 of the Scariest Star Trek Nerds
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Dirty Chicago Posing
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