I have been drinking all night, but I am not drunk, so I ran home to steal more money from my whore wife and I figured I’d post my links before going back out into that scary world to rock out proper and end up in hopsital with alochol poisoning. It won’t happen, but maybe I’ll forget my troubles for a few hours…
Either way, I got this amazing email today
hi my name osama I NEED GIRLE
So if any girls are into it, hit me up and I’ll put you in touch….if not Follow me on Twitter, even though shit bores the fuck out of me now,
Here are my links….
Find Girls To Do What Your GF is Too Uptight to DO
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Lily Allen is Drunk or Insane or Both
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The Most Beautiful Dick Song Ever
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The Hottest Star Trek Chicks
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Camel Buckles Under a Fat Lady – VIDEO
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Jodie Marsh is Disgusting and By Disgusting I Mean She Makes Me Want to Puke
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The Worst Boxer EVER..Like, Really
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It’s Not That They Are Fat, It’s Just More of Them to Love
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Ivette Takes It Off For a Boat Ride
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I Would Let Milena Roucka Wrestle with me Anyday
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Gramma’s On the Pot!!
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This John And Kate Plus 8 Drama is Fucking Hilarious
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4 For 1 Stripetease of the Day!
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Lohan Thinks She is Marilyn Monroe. Here’s Hoping She Dies Soon Too.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s All Laugh at Paula Abdul Lip Syncing
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Angelina Jolie Most Probably Fucked Her Mothers Boyfriend
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I’d Definitely Bang Leona Lewis
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Amy Smart is Lookin Classy
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Lauren Budd in Lingerie
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WTF is Up with Nicole Kidman?
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Inga C is in the Pool
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Photographer Has a Horseshoe Up His Ass – VIDEO
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Peaches and Cream
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Why Hello Anna Sofia
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JAime Lynn is Pretty in Pink
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Charlize Theron is Amazing
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Pam Anderson Ruins a Perfectly Good Set of Bikini Shots
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That’s One Fine Latina Amateur
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The Only Thing More Depressing than Jennifer Aniston is Her Vagina
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Keifer Sutherland is Totally Going to Jail Again
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Charm City Devils. Pure Sex
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I’ll Give You Somewhere to Put That Tongue Megan Fox
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There’s a Kelis Sex Tape Floating Around
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Hammy the Hamster Rides Again
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Grampa Jones is Kind of Awesome
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Wanna Puke?
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April Oneal is Sexy
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Another Nude Pic of Carrie Prejean
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Some Misguided Attempts to Stop Crime
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS (yes, he’s back)
Some Chick In Front of the Mirror
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Chicago Girl Posing Proper
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