I don’t know how I missed this video of the dude who writes Egotastic in his element, surrounded by his action figure, talking about his chronic masturbating, recycling his semen by eating his own cum and making out with the closest thing he’s ever had to pussy.
Sure it may not be the dude who writes Egotastic, but whoever this dude is, this has to be a joke, no one can be like this, but it is pretty amazingly uncomfortable.