I drank 6 beers and did a couple shots of tequila the last 2 hours because I thought I had to drive my friend somewhere in his car because he got caught for drinking and driving and I wanted to be sober, but turns out that he doesn’t mind drinking and driving since he’s already been caught and they’ve already taken his license, so there’s not much more they can do to him, and shit is like free reign or someshit, so I get to drink more. This is a glorious day in my life. Let’s hope no kids get run over cuz I can imagine that being a lot of legal bullshit to go through, not that I care, it’s not like I’ll be the one dead or in trouble.
HEre are some stepLINKS…..cuz that’s what I do here. Click them. Or jerk off to them. Or spit at them. I don’t really care. I’m just in the middle of a pure party.
Ps – That is a picture of a girl with a ziploc bag full of pee in her mouth and I don’t fucking get it.
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