So I was watching The View in McDonald’s and Sheri/The new Star Jones was talking about heaven. She said something about how she will be reunited with all o her babies that she had aborted and I found the whole thing a little awkward.
So I went to twitter and wrote to her:
SherriEShepherd talking about seeing her abortions in heaven is pretty fucking awkward real talk @barbarajwalters
She answered me, I guess I’ve made it. The View, my daily masturbation material reached out and messaged me.
SherriEShepherdnot awkward for me
Jerking of to her tits in McDonald’s bathroom is going to be a lot more satisfying, I guess I can quit the site now, before I do, here are my stepLINKS
Hey Ladies….
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Sean Penn is Totally Fucking Natalie Portman
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Look at Jennifer Lopez’s Tits Get Smaller….
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How Do I Get a Pizza Vending Machine in My Living Room?
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Cassies Hottest Pics Ever
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I’d Leave My Wife to If She Wore One of These Fucking Things
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Amanda Bynes in a Short Dress is a Nice Way to Round Off the Week
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Being a GILF is a Full Time Job
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Pam Anderson Takes Her Diseased Ass Some Place or Another
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Autumn Reeser is a Breath of Fresh Air
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Because You ARe a Loser Virgin Who Loves All Things Star Trek
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Proof That Prayer Doesn’t Work
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Blonde Ambition Striptease of the Day
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Ashley Simpson is Most Probably Knocked Up Again…Gross
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Jesus Christ Tyra Banks is Fucking Scary
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I Love You Eva Mendes
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WHy Hello Megan Goods Nipple
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I Would Totally Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Call ME Crazy But I Am Looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt and I Actually Don’t Want to Vomit
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THEY ARE MAKING ANOTHER HANNIBAL MOVIE YESSSS!!
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A Lingerie Show Will Always Make a Bad Day Better
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Milly Morris is On the Floor
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bungee Jump Fail
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Holy Shit I Gotta Take a Trip to Spain Now?
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Sophia Santi Will Blow Your Mind
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When Daddy Got Pranked on the Crapper
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Come On Now, We All Get the Shits On Time or Another
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Becky and Mel Get It On
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Iveta is Nude in Public
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There’s No Saving Bruce Jenners Face
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Georgia is On My Mind
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I’d Totally Throw It In Nikki Reed
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Uhhhhh….Hmmmmm
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The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls
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Anya in the Buff
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Mischa Barton is Topless
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What the Fuck is Happening in Our World’s School Systems
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Adam Carolla & Jay Leno Are Having a Party
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Now There’s a Babe I’d Like to End My Week With
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Finger Break Dancer is Second Only to Finger Banging
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Cowgirl Cameltoe I’d Like to Ride into the Sunset…and By Ride into the Sunset I mean Fuck Up the Ass…Because She May Be a Man
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