Lily Cole is a Top Model in Shorts of the Day

This girl gets paid millions of dollars to model clothes and to make girls feel insecure about their bodies because they aren’t in the fashion mags and she is.

When I look at her I see a fuckin’ monster and if I was to cross her on the fucking street the last thing I would do is offer her a modeling contract. I’d either cross the street clutching my purse like I just saw a black dude, or I’d hire her to work in my touring carnival freak show that I’ve been trying to get started up, or maybe I’d just ask her to do porn, because porn is non-judgemental and likes all kind of ugly, just as long as it takes loads on its face, or really on any body part.

Lily Cole is a Top Model in Shorts of the Day May 19th, 2009