So I was talking to an ex high class escort the other day, you know the kind who charges 5,000 dollars an hour, but who got busted and forced back to montreal and offered her 15 dollars for a blow job, I figure she’s gotta be cautious about her shit now that everyone is watching and 15 dollars can buy her a couple happy meals or one of her high class escort cocktails at the bar so that she can think about the glory days…. this is what she said.
i can only fuck for love. i’m partied out, sorry.
I just wanted a blow job, I don’t know where all this fucking got into the mix…so I asked her this ….
how much do you charge to let me jerk off to your facebook profile
Free. That’s how much and I got the rash on my dick to prove it.
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