You know how I bitch about my wife always wanting to have sex with me and how it makes me sick to my fucking stomach and I tell her to fuck off with her fat dirty vagina, but fuck her anyway, well 6 or 7 weeks ago, I guess she got the hint and stopped coming onto me. So days turned into weeks I was pretty happy about it. I was thinking how amazing it was to get her off my fucking jock because she’s disgusting, that was until earlier today when I decided it was time to get laid and bitch got her fucking revenge, see I cracked because I was hurting for pussy hard and she knew it and just looked at me, smiled and told me to fuck myself with my useless cock.
That said, tonight I go cheat, but before I do, here are my stepLINKS.
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Ot At Least One You Can Jerk Off To
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If You Thought Snuggies Were Bad….
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The 9 Hottest German Woman
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When 2 Nerds Battle
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Showdown
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Who the Fuck is Marion Cotillard And Why Can’t I Find Nudes of Her?
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Christian Bale’s Doodles On The Set Of Terminator Salvation
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When a Cute, Sexy Girl Gets a Pedicure…
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I Love Miranda Kerr and Her Pointy Tits
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Kate Gosselin Will Eat Your Children!
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Rhianna Was Getting Down at the Strip Club in NYC and Loving Every Minute Of It
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Hayden Panettiere Panty Upskirt
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Beyonce Looks Best When She Doesn’t Have Her Tranny Garb On
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Mariah Carey May Not Look 40, But I’m Sure Her Vagina Looks 60
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Okay, Paris Hilton’s Stupidity Just Reached It’s Highest Level Ever
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Eliza Dushku in Maxim
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Lexi is Luscious
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Angelina Jolie is Lookin Hot at Cannes
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Britney Spears Concert Brawl
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Sandra Shine is Gorgeous
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Oil Tanker Explodes – VIDEO
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If This is True, Someone Kill Me Right God Damn Now
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Lucy Pinder Wants to Servce You Ice Cream
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MICHAEL JACKSON JESUS CHRIST!
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Kerin’s Body is to Die For
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Corin and Her T-Shirt Ain’t Half Bad
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I Want to Learn a Whole Lot More About Brenda Song
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jenna Presley Takes is Off
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Ryan Philippe is a Pimp, Yo
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Girls Gone Wild, World War 2
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Quentina Tarantina Basically Drugged Brad Pitt to Convince Him to Do His Movie
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Cute Redhead Has Alone Time
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Bikini Girl Has Talent
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Ursula Vargues is a Great Way to End the Day
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