It’s the long weekend. That means the only people who will read this are lonely losers with no family, friends or money to get the fuck aways from their computer for the weekend. Welcome to my life.
The good news is that in efforts to get wasted last night, I fell asleep at 9 pm and only woke up an hour ago. Thank you Oxy, or whatever the fuck that pill the sketchy skinny convulsing dude gave me was, you and pussy are by far my favorite addictions.
I don’t think I am hungover anymore, but I do think that these are my stepLINKS.
Lookin Good Sweetheart The Hayden Panettiere Vagina Edition
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Because There Is No Fucking Way You’ll Meet a Real Girl Tonight
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Fuck World History, check Out the HISTORY OF WEEEEEEED!!!
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Get YOUR Swine Flu Shot
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Liz Hurley is All Her MILF Glory
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What the Fuck is Paris Hilton Doing in Cannes?
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Can You Say Death Wish?
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The Celebrity Gender Switch Experiment
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Mariah Carey is See Through!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ready For a Dirty Joke?
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When Will Ferrel Interviews Dustin Hoffman…
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Striptease of the Day
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Well, I Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little
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what the Fuck of the Day
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Dita Von Tease Dresses Like a Dirty Whore in Cannes Cause She’s a Class Act
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I Kind of Have a Thing For Zhang Ziyi
You Know, The Hot Bitch From Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon
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Taylor Momsen is a Hot Mess
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Mischa Barton is On Meth or Something
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Quentin Tarantino Drugged Brad Pitt
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Christina Julie is Totally Nude
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The Ass That Broke The Window
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Amy Winehouse is Still a Fucking Mess
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Hannah Hilton Does What She Does Best
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Eliza Dushku Does Maxim Magazine
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AHHHHHH Dani Woodword
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Part 2
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India Reynolds Is Naked
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Slut Gets Naked In Nature
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Jon’s Wifes is a Fucking Cunt and I’m Glad He Hates Her As Much As I Do
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Sit Back, Relax, And Enjoy The Show
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Pheobe Price is Disgusting and I Wish She Was Dead
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Watch is There Darlings, Looks Like You Lost Something
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56 Insanely Hot Indy Car Grid Girls
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Mommy Wants to Play Too
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Notorious B.R.A.D.Y
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Hot Chicks Get Naked and Rub Themselves Down. God Bless Spring Break
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Retard Tits Anyone?
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I Spy With My Little Eye, Paris Hilton Doing Something Illegal
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Cookie Monster Metal!!
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Cleveland is the Worst Place to Visit Ever
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