My life is complicated, like that Avril Lavigne song only way less commercially successful, but much more charming. That’s what I like to believe.
I’ve spent the last 3 hours trying to seduce girls promising them fame, unfortunately none of them have ever heard of me or my site.
I guess none of that is really as big of a deal as the fact that I have a very small penis.
My life really isn’t complicated at all, if anything it’s just a very long, drawn out, boring joke and here are my stepLINKS.
Sluts Who Who Do What You Want, When You Want
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Michael Lohan Threatened to Kill His Fiancee
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Captain Kirk’s Back Rub
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The 9 Sexiest Women From The Bronx
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When Mothers Start Internetting
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You Are Gonna Love Katie Cassidy
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When Nerds Battle
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Avril Lavigne Must Be Half Retarded
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7 Things You Say While Assembling Something From Ikea
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George Lucs Rap Attack?
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Legs, Cleavage, Beer, & A Green Screen Studio
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Striptese of the Day
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Simona Halep Wants Breast Reduction, Tears Shed Across Globe – PICS
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Here’s a Dog That is Smrter, Fitter and In Better Shape Than You Are
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Justin Gaston is Retarded o Has Down Syndrome or Something
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Remember Marla Maples? Maybe Her Nipples Will Jog Your Memory
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Drew Barrymore Loves Gay Marriage
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Josh Brolin is a Dirty Whore
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Britney Spears May Illegally Buy a Black Baby, Since She is Taking Parenting Advice From Madonna
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Katy Perry FHM Photoshoot Video
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TV Upskirt Compilation
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A Bored Camera Man Means Sexy Video For Us
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Honestly Lady Gaga, Shut the Fuck Up
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Liquor Store Tit Flash
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Aria Giovanni and Tera Patrick Get It On
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Emily Scott Does Ralph Magazine
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Now That’s a Mighty Fine Ass, Mighty Fine Indeed
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Megan Fox is Lookin Good On The Set of Her Photoshoot
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Lily llen Hates Susan Boyle
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Remember Jenn Jameson Before All The Surgery?
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Eve Shows Off the Beef
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Ennie is Naked
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Jailbail of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lanni Barbie is Busty
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American Idol Was Totally Fucking Rigged
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Holy Fuck I Love 80’s Fitness Shit
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Her Pussy Will Eat You Alive
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Mike Tyson’s 4 Year Old Daughter is Dead
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Do It Like This
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The Science Behind Being a Perv
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Drunken Lake Havasu Party Girls: Memorial Day Edition
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