In trying to push the boundaries of creepy on the internet – this is my new facebook message I sent to girls I don’t know. It makes me laugh. Let’s see if it gets me a date:
we should go on a date when your boyfriend mysteriously “disappears” next week
Love
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com
In trying to push the boundaries of offending people, it turns out doing an RIP Motherfucker for Mike Tyson’s baby was going too far. I even had the black baby hanging from the treadmill noose header picture, but couldn’t bring my heart to do it, because Mike Tyson scares me and I’m sure he’s upset about the shit. I was going to say how I don’t remember being 4, so his kid probably didn’t even realize it was alive and that dying at 4 is like a delayed abortion. I was also going to say that everyone wanted Tyson to burn in hell when he got charged with rape and when he got charged with beating up his cunt wife like she deserved to be beat cuz she was all high maintenace and got in his face and shit and now he probably is. So you are a bunch of fuckin’ murderes for wishing ill on a misunderstood, mistreated bi-polar person.
In trying to turn off my computer for the night so I can go get beat up at bars by strangers again because I’m a loud mouth and annoying, here’s my steplinks for the day. Click them but before you do…..
Help Me Get Married To a Pornstar By Voting for Kayden Kross and Her Ass
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Here are the rest of ’em….
Well This Britney Spears Story Pretty Much Made Me Puke
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Luigi Finally Snapped
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Hot Models With Vampire Fetishes
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Your Business Card Sucks
(This Guy is Such a Cunt Its Amazing)
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Jennifer Hawkins Makes Good Lingerie Even Better
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Would Totally Throw It In Diane Keaton
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Kitty Wants to Cry
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How To Survive in Prison
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Beer Opener App is Pointless and Amazing at the Same Time
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The Life of the Party?
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Striptease of the Day
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SO Drug Dealers Accept Amex Now, Do They?
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Danny Masterson Has the Best Fiancee Ever
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Jodie Marsh is a Body Builder Now or Some Shit
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Abby Titmuss Bikini Top
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Katherine McPhee Made a HaHa
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Kendra Wilkinson is a Hot Mess
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Tom Sizemore Got Arrested AGAIN Because He is a Mess and It Is Amazing
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Gabrielle Union Gallery
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Elana Grimaldi Could Sell a Baker a Loaf of Bread
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Scooter Cop Bails – VIDEO
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Susan Boyle Almost Had to Lay the Smackdown
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Petty Loves Roses and Hard Core Sex
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Angel Dark Strips Down on the Stairs
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Proof You Should Use Condoms
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The Lovely Cody Lane
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If This Shit Goes Down, Somebody is Getting Fired
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AHHHHH VIDA GUERRA
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Great Tits, Great Ass. Just Plain Great
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Some Homo is Suing Chris Brown
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley Tisdale is Actually Lookin Kind of Hot
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No Boys and No Toys, Just Lesbian Sex
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Tera Patrick is a Sucker
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Haylie Duff Got Her Chin and Nose Fixed
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Joan Rivers is a Cranky Old Bitch
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Beauty Bowling
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Prime Beef Curtain
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Rhianna WILL Be Testifying Against Chris Brown
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Amazing Redhead
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Most Talented Street Drummer Ever
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Diary of an NYC Drug Dealer
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Get Your Slut Fixed Here
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BONUS –
NAKED BUSTY GIRL EATING ICE CREAM ON THE BEACH….
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ANOTHER BONUS –
Seriously Vote for Kayden Kross It Will Make Me a Better Person and By Better Person I Mean I’ll Finally Get to Fuck a Pornstar With My Miserable Dick.
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