I am drunk and hungover at the same time. I am pretty sure it will all end eventually. I don’t get why I can’t get more follower on twitter. I fucking kill that shit like it is my liver, or like how Heidi Montag’s family should kill her, or how I kill every girl’s libido, sometimes even killing their heterosexuality, you know straight up lesbian maker right here, cuz after you fuck me, you can’t look at another man again. Truth.
And
Here are my stepLINKS…
Some of the Hotttest Lingerie of the Year
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ScarJo’s Tits Are the New Selling Power Behind Mango
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The Hottest Tits I’ve Seen in a Chocolate Flavored Cam Girl Dance Vide….
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Chick and Her Vagina – NSFW
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The BIGGER, The REDDER, The BETTER!!!
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Super Sexy Model Gisele’s Hottest Pics!
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Get The Fuck Over It, Glen
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Megan Fox Pornstar Face
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Phil Specter is Going to Jail
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The Faggotty Ass Unicorn Prophecy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Hu is an Asian Angel
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Zero to Slut in 60 Seconds
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The Leisure World Lover
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Striptease of the Day
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You Can Now Have a Piece of Madonna in Your Very Own Living Room!!
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GAAAAAAAAYYYY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Adriana Lima is Naked
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Kristin Cavallari Downblouse
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Jon and Kate Gosselin May Have Violated Child Labor Laws!! AHAAHAHAH!
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I Don’t Know What It Is, But I Totally Have a Thing for JLO Lately
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Kendra Wilkinson and Her Tits Have Some Plans For the Layboy Mansion
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Will Ferrel is Amazing
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Ashley Bulgari and Carie Wrestle!!!
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Why Can’t The Internet Just Let Kanya Be Great!!?
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When a chick Smacks You Down – VIDEO
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Pussy Fun in the Bedroom
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Malloy Martini Will Make Your Bad Day Better
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Worst Car Theif Ever – VIDEO
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Fun With Public Nudity!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Linda Hogan is Completely Insane
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Charlotte Gainsbourg is Naked
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Lesbian Lover Lick Off
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Chicken With a Mouse?
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Blonde Hair, Big Tits. That’s All I Have to Say About That
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio is Always Nice for the Eyes
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Carol Strips Down
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The Biggest Nipples I Have Ever Seen
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How to Tell If She Has Fake Boobs
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Air Sex Still Makes Me Laugh
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Diora Baird is Busty
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Boobs, Oil and a Vibrator
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck Britney Spears Is Up To
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Charlie Manson is Sneaky
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Get A Girl To Cum To
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Her Name is Carina and She’s Hosing Down Her Huge Boobs in the Shower
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BONUS:
Some Indy Rocker Dude Gave me Free Food the Other Day. I Told Him I’d Promote his Indy Music Video for Being So Nice. He Probably Mistook Me for a Homeless Dude who was Talking Craziness. He wasn’t too far from the truth, except I’m a Crazy Homeless Dude with a Crazy Website.
It is a Good Song and I Think He Needs To Get Signed in the USA.