I am thinking about hitchiking to LA with my pug to work as a bus boy in West Hollywood at a gay bar, in efforts to suck my dick to the top of the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, I am past my prime and probably give a shitty blowjob, not to mention I figure that strategy only really works for chicks and all it gets dudes is AIDS from some asshole who is there pretending to be a producer. Thanks motherfucker.
Here are my stepLINKS.
Britney Spears ASs Cheek Throwback
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Madonna May Just Beat The Shit Out of Kate Hudson
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Here’s a Fuckload of Pics From the MTV Music AWards
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Brad Pitt is Funny…..
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Picard Wouldn’t Have Stood For This
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Quiznos Sure Knows How to Sell a Sandwich
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HOE OR HOUSEWIFE? HEIDI MONTAG
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Crazy Queer/Magic Tranny
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Because I Love College Is The Gayest Song of This Year
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Why Hello Miranda Kerr’s Pretty Much Naked Body
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5 People You Meet on a Highschool Football Team
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s The Sinner Now?! Modern Day Jesus
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And More Amazingness From Bruno
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Striptease of the Day – 2 for 1 Young Hotties
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It’s a Go – Octocrazy is Set to Exploit Her Kids on a TV Station Near You
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I Can’t Remember If I Linked This Already
But Who Wouldn’t Want a Second Glimpse At Vida Guerra’s Ass Anyway?
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Drew Barrymore Needs to Make Her Fucking Mind Up Jesus
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Liley Cyrus Has Megan Fox Lesbian Sex Fantasies
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Eliza Dushku Gallery
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The Last Living Survivor Of The Titanic Has Passed Away
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When Strippers Fail
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Destoyed in 7 Seconds – Fight Video
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Rita is Pretty Much Perfect
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Leah and the Fucking Machine
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The Rapping Flight Attendant is Back!
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Lela Star is Bent Over
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Emmanuelle Chriqui is Always a Nice Getaway
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Gemma Arterton – James Bond Actress Gallery
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Julie Takes a Shower
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Have Been in the Jungle 2 Days and Are Already Crying About It
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Bar Refaeli: Esquire Magazine, July 2009
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When Girls Go Tantric
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Luba Makes Good Use of Some Old VHS Tapes
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Susan Boyle is Locked Up in the Crazy House
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The Fresh Prince of Nintendo
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Hey, Do Me a Favor and Hold This
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…And Now Im Fucking Fallin’ Apart….
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Meet Heather Vandeven
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Red Head in the Shower
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Hey Asshole, Ever Heard of a CONDOM?!
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Send This To Your Friends Right Now…
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