Khloe Kardashian and I have a pretty one-sided relationship on Twitter:
She wrote something about flying back to Miami from this event in Vegas and I wrote:
@khloekardashian when you go from city to city, do you get transported in the same planes they use to transport circus elephants? So cool.
She didn’t answer, but wrote:
I would be a singer. I live for music. And I wish I could sing and perform LOL
So I wrote:
@KhloeKardashian u can perform! u need to stand on ur hind feet while balancing on a ball under a big top tent and u must like peanuts.
Good times……