I’ve been drinking all night – or at least for the last 5 hours and I am feeling pretty dizzy. I tried to convince a fat chick to come home with me to compare her fat gut with my wife’s while I jerk my limp dick, she wasn’t down and her husband was totally not impressed with my behavior. Some people are too fuckin’ serious. I prefer the girl I met earlier when I was more sober who was lookin for weed cuz she was in town on vacation and it is the only way she can take her husband’s huge cock, but only because I knew she put out and into cock, while the fat chick was just fixated on the bar nuts. Bowl after fucking bowl of bar nuts. Not that you care…..
Here’s my Fan Mail of the Day….It’s a long one but worth reading….
From Sarah Stroud
Subject regarding your blogs on lady gagaFirst off, what the fuck is your problem? Do you feel the need to be a complete dick with your shitty comments about Lady Gaga, or are you just an asshole to everyone??
I think it is fucking hilarious that you can sit there and call Gaga an attention seeking whore and tranny when she is doing what every other icon has done. Shook the fashion world with her groundbreaking outfits you call “space wear”. Who cares what you think, because whether you like it or not, she’s getting publicity, fame, and more money and love then you’ll ever have in your lonely life. And then you talk shit about Perez because he blogs about celebs and most of it is lies and bashing. LOOK THE FUCK IN THE MIRROR. you are doing the same thing you sick fuck.
dont fail to realize that these celebs your talking about are real fucking people. better people than you. the scum of the earth. your just a lowlife sitting on the computer talking shit while these stars are out there making a name for themselves. honestly, the way you talk about lady gaga is disgusting. you tear her apart and criticize everything about her. shes a fucking human being. shes beautiful and the truth is, you’ll never be anything to her, so stop trying to get attention from being a stupid dick.
Your site is a laughing stock and a disgrace. its shit compared to even perez’s site.
so FUCK YOU.
I guess she’s a Lady Gaga fan….
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