I’ve been blasting dance music all night, because I wanted to practice my dance moves and my napkin throws, because I’ve decided to become a Chachi. I figure that’s where all the hot pussy is and 90 percent of those dudes are just 9-5 millionaires with a credit card, so I figure I shouldn’t sell myself short and hang in these dives with fat digusting pieces of shit, it’s a new beginning, I can feel the love generation. Motherfuckers.
That will never happen. I’m just pretending. The truth is that I’m feeling depressed that I’ve never gone to the porn theater here in Montreal, it’s been sitting there for years and I’ve always neglected the potential goodtime, out of fear of it being a gay pick-up spot, but that’s all gonna change, because that Chachi shit didn’t work out to well, and I’m onto other new beginnings…We’re serving new beginnings all fuckin’ night. Motherfuckers.
Here is my Twitter
Here are my stepLINKS….
Did Jessica Biel Shit Her Pants Or Something
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The Creepiest Firrest Fire PSA EVER
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Guess That Reality Stars Huge Tits
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Real Life Packman
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh are Topless
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Think YOU Can Fight a Bear?!
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How to Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand the Next Day – A Power Point Presentation
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Suzie and Carina Get Down
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Dissin The Irish and Hatin’ on Leprechauns
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Toni Braxton Upskirt Throwback
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I Like Megan Fox Best When She is Seen and Not Heard
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Holy Fuck Emma Watson is Lookin’ Good
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Former President Bush Has A Bikini Lady On His Lap
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Meg Ryan is Lookin’ Bangable in This Gallery
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Adam Lambert is GAY. I AM Shocked. SHOCKED!
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Jodie Starr Gallery
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Chick Fight Surprise!!!
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Francesca Gets Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Andi Valentino Nudie Gallery
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Models Falling Is Always Good for a Laugh
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Eva Angelinz Gallery
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Robert Pattison Could Walk Around San Francisco With a Rainbow-Colored Dildo that Shot Fireworks Sticking Out of His Ass and That’d Be Less Gay than Picking Kristen Stewart Over Megan Fox.
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Alyssa Milano Gallery
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OMG IT’S ZACH MORRIS!!!
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Amateurs Are Something We Could All Use More Of
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There’s Never Enough Black and White Nude Galleries
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I’d Let Sophie Monk Ride Me All Day Long
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Audrina Patridge Does Las Vegas
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Gordon Ramsay Is Not Sorry for Calling Out a Stupid Lesbian Pig When He Sees One
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John Voight Hates Barack Obama
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See Chicago The Only Way Way It Was Meant to Be Seen
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Get Some Kicks and Put a Girl Through College in the Process!
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The Hottest Models NYC Has To Offer
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Brutally Honest and Immature Reviews
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Some Bikini Photoshoot Video
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