In case you were wondering, when you are vagina hunting in the park, spending a few hours smoking cigarettes with a group of 14 year old girls in their school uniforms is a huge waste of time.
In case you were wondering, when a gay dude asks you to recommend a horror movie for a sleepover they are having, recommend straight porn, since pussy is the worst kind of monster to a fag.
In case you were wondering, I haven’t eaten in 2 days because I am trying to get my bikini body like I was that fat black chick on The View who is planning her big titty reveal.
In case you were wondering, I am working my way to the top, but I always get stuck at the first or second step, I have pretty shitty stamina, I am lazy, and I have convinced myself that I have asthma.
Here are my stepLINKS……
If You Think You Have Seen All Web Sluts Have to Offer, You Are Wrong
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There’s Something You Just Don’t Do and Tasering a 72 Year Old Lady is One of them
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As If Animal Sex Didn’t Rule Enough Already
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The 9 Hottest Korean Women
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Leona Lewis Has Got Some Big Ass Tits
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DIY Wall of DEATH? Why Not?
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Julia Roberts is Still Looking Like She Would Enjoy My Penis Inside Her
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I Really Wanna Play Some Mario Kart
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Make Some Use of That Webcam Grammy Bought You For Your Birthday
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Well Hello There Melina
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I’m Already Praying For Kendra Wilkinson’s Unborn Child
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Psycho Killer Asylym – The Movie
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Striptease of the Day
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Leo Dicaprio’s Penis Must Be Crying Today
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Lesbian Sex For Bill Clinton’s Friends? Paris Hilton May Have Some Explaining to Do
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Liz Hurley Panty Peek
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Jesus Christ Beyonce is Looking good Lately
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Cameron Diaz is Going to Die a Lonely Cougar
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I See Hollywood is Well On It’s Way to Ruining the Joan Jett Movie
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Hey Mel B, If Your Husband Says He Loves Your Body, He’s Lying to You
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Girls Who Like to Fight
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Heidi Honey is Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Calm the Fuck Down, It’s Just a Rollercoaster
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Who Would Run Away From This Hot Bitch
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A MILF and Two Lesbian Baseball Honeys
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Shawna Less Has Something to Show You
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Sandra Lou Needs a Razor
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Fuel Economy? What Fuel Economy?
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Paris Hilton’s Dogs Live in a Nicer House Than You Do
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India Reynolds is Naked
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Tits, Ass and a Pussy
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She is Gettin’ Her Webcam On Alright
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Jenna Jameson Looks Disgusting
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Aria Valentino is Working Out Topless
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Elephant Versus Ostrich
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I Don’t Care How Hot she Is, The More Megan Fox Talks, The Dumber She Looks
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Partly Cloudy Looks Kind of Awesome
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Creepy Dirty Video….
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Brad Pitt Obviously Has More Money Than He Knows What to Do With
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Now Here’s a Red Head I Could Get Into
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Cheers to You, Prick
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The Biggest Cleavage Collection You’ll See All Day
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NSFW Rear-View Mirror to Cover Your Perv Ass
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