Wilmer Valderrama and His Hot Pussy of the Day

If you’re wondering why there’s a smile on Wilmer’s face, it’s because he’s fucked the system proper. He allowed himself to be typecast as an immigrant from some TV show, and in the process has fucked some of the hottest girls out there forcing us to deal with the fact that this motherfuckin’ weasel is better than us, I mean in theory, because the mainstream think he is, but I just saved a fuckin bee that was flying around my house and that shit makes me a fuckin’ hero man, and I wouldn’t trade the shit that is my life to be this cocksucker, seriously. But I wouldn’t mind fucking his chick.

Wilmer Valderrama and His Hot Pussy of the Day June 11th, 2009