Mel B is the good kind of mother who smokes in the house while her kid plays in the same room. The kind of mother who locks smokes in the car with the windows rolled up. I mean when she’s not too busy hanging out at pools while leaving the fuckin’ thing at home with the nanny. Who can really blame her, kids don’t remember the first couple years of their life and really why bother being that much a part of it when you can pay someone to do it for you, especially when you’re a glamorous ex-popstar who needs to spend time on her abs and relaxing because those 8 years she worked 10 years ago were really fuckin’ hectic. At least she does it in a bikini.