This weekend I discovered that if you ask enough girls to show you their tits at least one of them will bite and if you decide to put that tit in your mouth, they usually are already in too deep to say no.
I also learned this weekend, that you should make sure the girl who’s breast is in your mouth, doesn’t have a boyfriend who works as a pimp, and who sees her as the bitch he brings home to momma. It doesn’t end as nicely as you’d expect it to, but I didn’t get killed or even hit so I guess it all works out in the end.
Speaking of working out in the end – I got this email today:
what the fuck is up with you saying some woman should have an abortion in one of your posts today? you’re stupid and sick. I’ve been coming to the site for a while now, never really reading your dumbass comments and just enjoying the pics. today when I do read what you had to say you’re just full of shit. you need to grow up and stop acting like some bad dude who’s all edgy.
I think abortions for the sake of vanity are important, but when you start out fat to begin with, it’s okay to have your baby, to justify your vile body, an excuse you’ve been waiting for your whole life, so I don’t know what this dude’s problem is. Kids ruin women kinda like my stepLINKS…
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