I love meeting girls with fake tits cuz it makes for a good conversation starter. I get to ask about where the incision was made and what shit looks like and before you know it, they’ve got their tits in your hand for you to inspect. I just hate fake tits.
I love going to the park because I’m broke and it is the only form of entertainment I can afford and discovering that it a “Porno Park” where couples are intensely cudding, half naked, and rubbing each other up and down. I saw one guy shove his fingers in a girl he was just fingering’s face for her to smell, they were probably 15 years old. The whole thing was amazing.
I never dated girls who were into that kind of PDA, mainly because they were ashamed to be dating me and getting with me, even one on one was bad enough, I mean if they weren’t seriously medicated and one step away from being clincally dead.
Here are my stepLINKS…
You Say Slut, I Say Service Provider
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More Sacha Baron Cohen/Bruno Amazingness
And It May Even Make You Horny, Cause I Know You’re a Homo
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Are You A Father Lover
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Heather Graham’s Tits!
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1-2-3 SEXXX
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Christina Milian is in Maxim Magazine
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Fake Game Shows Are The BEst Type of Game Shows
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Britney Takes the White Trash Parade to Britain
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I Wanna Be All Over Malia Jones
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Slut Talks ABout Horror Movies – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Anderson Cooper is Smoking The Good Shit
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Honestly, I Feel Sorry for Robert Pattison
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Chris Browns Girlfriend Looks a Tad Too Much Like Rhianna
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Penny Cruz Nipslip Throwback
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Rhianna Look’s Hot No Matter What She is Wearing
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Kelis is Out for Blood, And By Blood, I Meant Every Last Cent That Nas Has
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I’m Kind of Feeling Kristen Stewart’s Joan Jett Mullet Look
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Sienna Miller Gallery
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It’s a NUDIE CONTEST
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What Kinf of Fucking Asshole Robs an 83 Year Old Grandma
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Lesbians Kidnap Another Girl to Be Their Sex Slave
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Can’t Decide if the Slut in This Gallery is Hot OR Not So Why Don’t You Help Me?
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A Lesbo Scene Always Makes My Day Better
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When Tattoos Go Wrong
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Now That’s a Sharp Fucking Knife
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I Would Definitely Slip My Penis Up Maria Menounos’s Rainbow Dress and Into Her Vagina
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Maria Sharapova French Open Tennis Skirt Fun
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Hot Babe Masterbates on Her Couch
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Today’s Lesbian Fantasy
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Jessica Kramer is a Bedroom Lover
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Blue Man Group – Before hey Were Famous
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I Kind Of Wish Heidi Montag Died in the Jungle
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Surprise!!! Test Audiences Are Saying The GI Joe Movie is The Biggest Piece of Shit Ever Made
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David Bowie Gets to Stick His Penis in Iman Everyday and I Am So Jealous
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It’s More Tits Than You’ll See All Day
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Some Chicks in their Bikinis Because it’s Summer Motherfuckers
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Check out this 15 year old model in her bikini….
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