Last night was a fuckin’ shit show. From seeing girls I’ve banged and being told I was their biggest regret making out with a chick, to dropping the Rudy Huxtible line on every black girl I met, to my friend singing a song about gay natives only to be overheard by a couple huge fuckin’ natives, like pure bred natives, who had some bever tooth/wolf tooth necklace on, try to beat him up, and ending up in the middle of a park in a fuckin’ mini with a drunk driver and homeless dude.
The whole thing made me forget to post my stepLINKS – but here they are
Get Off First, Then Worry About Gettin a Life
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Marcus T Bailey Has The Best Mugshot Ever
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It’s Just a Perm, Your Hair Will Grow Again
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Leighton Meester’s Hottest Pics
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Hooter’s Girl Dance Sexy
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Tricia Helfer is All That
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Japanese Sexy Cheerleaders
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More Fun With Bruno
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The 7 Stages of First-Time Sex with Someone
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Say Goodbye to the Pizza in the Hut
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Sexy Asian Girls Movie Talk: Adam Sandler Happy Gilmore – 2
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Striptease of the Day – 2 For 1
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Olivia Munn is in Playboy
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Linda Hamilton Used to Beat the Shit Out of Her Husbands
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Marisa Tomei Upskirt Throwback
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Rhianna is Such a Babe It’s Amazing
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Scarlett Johannson is Gonna Be the ‘Bride Of Frankenstein’
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Club Bosses Threaten To Ban Lohan and Celebrity Twitters
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Dina Lohan Rides Again
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Sexy Russian Grils Office Dance
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Martyna in the Shower
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Russian Gang Fight
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Girls LOL at Guy Who Can’t Get His Dick Hard
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Red Heads Are Always Nice to Look At
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Sophie Reade In Nuts June 09
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You’ll Have a Thing for Holly Too
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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If Lauren Conroad Actually Wrote Her Own Book, Then I Am Mickey Mouse
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Anderson Cooper + Richard Simmons is Kind of Amazing
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Sammie Pennington is Topless
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How About Some Natural Breasts?
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anal It Is!!
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Demi Scott Bares All
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Now That’s An Ass
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USA Versus Italy – Model Showdown
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Paris Takes Her Herpes Around the World
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Nerd FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Of Course You Laugh At a 2 Inch Penis
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The Hills is Fake?! I Am Shocked. SHOCKED
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MMMmmmmm Bar Sex
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And Now, The Luther Burger
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Lesbians in Training
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