While Perez Hilton was getting “beat up”, which was more like dancing like a queen in a pair of Lindsay Lohan leggings, while some groupie gay dude, who was probably a Gaga back-up dancer, humped his face…I was creep grabbin’ this ass behind her security’s back. The ass was alright and I don’t think it was in these assless pants, but the rest was as disgusting as you’d imagine it to be.
I wish I had a camera because the fuckin’ Perez shit is blowin the fuck up right now.