I want a full fuckin’ investigation on this shit, Ed McMahon’s been murdered and I’m not talking by God. He’s only 86 and 86 is the new “old as shit”, but I think it was done by a motherfucker who still resents him from that Publisher’s Clearance house “You just won 10 million dollars” mail-in scam…that tricked idiots into buying books in exchange for a dream McMahon would show up on their doorstep, or maybe he was killed by Britney Spears, because she blames him for her whole crazy shit cuz he touched her in the dressing room or something,
Or Justin Timberlake who still resents him for losing…..
RIP Motherfucker.