I just got back from an open bar party and I took full advantage of it. The interesting thing was that the event was 99 percent chicks and I felt like I was creeping in the closet at a slumber party and every chick we spoke to asked us why the hell we were there, after they gave us handjobs, and by handjobs I mean dirty looks.
Here are my links, fuck yourself.
ecause The Porno Theatre Has Loads of Weird Dudes, and No Sitting At Home Being a Weird Dude Alone is Alot Better
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Are Your Breasts Getting You Down
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And Now, The New iPhone
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5 Megan Fox Scenes No One Has Seen
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And Now, Some Arabic High Diving
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jennifer Aniston is Courgar-iffic
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Sienna Miller Just Doesn’t Give a Shit
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Now THESE Are Album Covers!
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Confessions of a Tattoo Vixen
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Surprise! The Little Bitch Who Got the Stars Tattooed All Over Her Lied
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Strip Video of the Day
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EVEN THE GAYS HATE PARIS HILTON!
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I Never Thought Jennifer Aniston Would Make Me Want to Puke, and She Has Done It
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Cameron Diaz Flashed Her Ass On the Tonight Show
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Isabel Lucas Could Be Pretty Hot is She Did Herself Up
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If Shia LeBoufe is Fucking Megan Fox, Anything is Possible
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Orit Fox Has The Biggest Tits in Isreal
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Lily Allen WTF
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Jessica Alba Gallery
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Nikita Will Make You Crave Fruit
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Ever Heard the Term Whsiper Pants?
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Elizabitch Hasslecrack is Getting Sued
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Cute Blonde Shows It All Off
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jess and Dara Get It On
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Lesbians Love Anal
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Ghost Drive the Arab Way
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Joanna Krupa Has a Potty
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Megan Fox Gallery
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Anastasia is Cosy On a Rug
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Shower Time!
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Bikini Marketing 101
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Liza Doesn’t Like Underwear
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Sarah Jean Underwood is a Playboy Babe
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John Mayer Hates Perez Hilton, So Maybe JOhn Mayer Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Russel Simmons is Always Banging Hot Chicks
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Hey!!! Wanna See My Penis?
YOU DON’T HAVE A CHOICE!!!
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