stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my week has not been grabbing Gaga’s ass, holding hands with Fergie, or even being on the Seacrest radio show or at a party with all women, but walking my dog at 4 am only to come across a topless 18 year old lookin’ dude and a topless 18 year old lookin girl making out in the middle of the fuckin’ street. I kepted creeping around the block to see if they got bottomless, but instead the caught onto me by the fourth time I walked by them, and they got dressed and went to finish up elsewhere. I can’t do anything right.

I didn’t post today because of shitty internet, I’m still alive, just barely, but that’s nothing new, I figure it all end any day now, you know just creep up on me from no where, at least that’s been the whole point of all these years of hard drinkin, not to be morbid or anything, I’m just an adrenaline junky who is neither athletic or into extreme sports, so I get my brushes with death the old fashioned way, and that’s through unprotected sex, hard drinking, smoking, drug use, and poking myself with syringes I find in the park to see what happens….which I don’t recommend, because hepatitis happens more often than staph infections and HIV, and that shit just fucks with your drinkin’….true story.

Here are my links for the day….

Get Your Web Came Slut On

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Kathy Lee Gifford’s Got Talent

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Artistic Toothpaste Shamings

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These Girls Can Sexually Harass Me Anytime

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Little Asian Bikini Contest Girl

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Fun with a Sex Toy Helicopter

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Man, Something About Jennifer Lopez Lately Makes Me Horny

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7 Types of Cockblockers

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Poker with a Slut. Nice

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Striptease of the Day

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Whoever Is In Charge of Marketing for Burger King Should Get a Raise

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Jonathon Rhys Meyers is My Kind of Drunk

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Courtney Love is a Crazy Walking Skeleton

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Topless Movie Babes Throwback

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Zac Efron & Breckin Meyer Parody Perez Hilton And It’s Actually Pretty Amazing

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Darryl Hannah Got Arrested

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Ilga in the Woods

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Marilyn Manson, It’s Time to Pack It In, Cause You Are Losing Your Mind

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Kid Crashes Dads Car

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Red Head Hottie

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Elena and a Big Dildo

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Bolivian TV Reporters Need to Check Their Facts

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she Likes the Nasty Boys!

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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun

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Angelina Jolie for President?

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Cartoon or Not, I Would Still Bang CLEO

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Louise Glover and Triniana Iglesias topless

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Now That’s An Ass I’d Like to Be All Over

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Meet Gwen

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Here Come The Lady GaGa Drones…Ugh

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Brandy Talore and Her 36DDDs!!!

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And Another Glorious Red Head

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Kelly Clarkson is Right About Perez Hilton

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!

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Of Course They Can’t Count, They Are Pornstars, Not Astronauts

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Okay, Well Dakota Fanning Just Made Me Want to Puke

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Slash and Conan O’Brian Went Guitar Shopping Off Craigslist

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Weird Chicks On Acid AT Festivals ARe Always Good For a Laugh

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The Five Stages of a Drunken Night

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9 Hottest Filipino Women…..

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stepLINKS of the Day June 24th, 2009