This may be the last chance to get off to Farrah Fawcett because she’s gonna be burried by the end of the day and that whole digging up corpses shit is frowned upon…
This post is not my proudest moment, I just thought the joke was too good to pass up. I guess that makes me a sick motherfucker, but not as sick as Farrah Fawcett was, because I haven’t died from it yet and she has.
If you don’t like this post, you can blame Farrah Fawcett for dying on us, because that’s really the only reason she’s havin a funeral, or you can blame the other celebs for not getting naked, in a bikini or flashin’ pussy, forcing me to write death erotica….