It is still Canada Day and I have been drinking on the street amongst people dressed in khakis with hikini boots and it is weird. I don’t understand why people are chanting “Canada” outside my window, but I am pretty embarrassed by this whole display. All I see is red and white every where and if I wasn’t drunk, I would have thought I died and went to hell, and I guess maybe I have, after that Farrah Fawcett post. It’s pretty much the same feeling I had when I had my first herpes outbreak….
Here are my links, because I have no idea when I’ll be back online, or if I’ll even come out of this alive…..but if I do you can expect some better things from me, because with a new Canada Day comes new beginnings and I’m ready for the slow and steady takeover, I just haven’t figured out what I’m taking over, but I think I’ll start with Canada.
Alcohol, I hate when you embarrass me like this….actually I don’t mind it at all….let me have more of you…
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Exotic Island Cutie Rants About Mariah Carey!
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Cheryl Cole and Her tits Sign Autographs
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