My site used to be way cooler, I mean more stimulating. I feel like I’ve become like all the other reptitive gossip shit and on this Independence Day, I’ve go no choice but to plot the next step of the site, I expect it to involve prostitutes, drug use and me dead in the gutter, maybe it’ll be all on video, but I’m too lazy for that shit.
Speaking of lazy, some piece of shit Paris Hilton New BFF is in Montreal trying to get as much exposure as possible because Paris has dropped her as part of her plan to justify a new season and her brush with fame is dying fast, so she’s appearing at a clubs around Canada. I hear last night’s appearance was a party that was so exclusive she was the only one there and they paid her and her manager 50 dollars of gas money and a hotel room.
I thought about fuckin’ with her, you know seeing how desperate she was for exposure, but decided even that is below me and I’d rather spend my time with real hookers, not these latch on nothings who were the biggest joke of a show in television history….
Here are my stepLINKS and God Bless America….
I’m Sorry But Amber Rose is Fucking Ugly
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Is George Washington the New Chuck Norris?
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Michael Jackson’s Sexiest Co-Stars
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I Wish I had Known It Was Fuck the Earth Day
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Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage Sparkles
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How About Some Bugs Bunny Kitchen Safety?
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Striptease of the Day
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This Old After School Special With BEn Affleck In It Is Amazing
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Gary Coleman Got Knocked The Fuck Out By His Wife or Some Shit
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Tila Tequila Cleacage, Even Though She is Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alexandra Burke Panty Upskirt
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Sarah Palin Resigne As Alaskan Governer. Maybe She Is Entering the Miss Amerca Pageant?
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I Wish Vanessa Hudgens Would Cool It With This Acting Thing and Just Get Naked Already
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Rhianna is Taking Tattoo Lessons
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How About Strip Monopoly?
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Emma is NUDE!
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Strip or Get Beat Down
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Bitches Get Violated Before They Get Fucked
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I LoVe Sluts Fresh Out of the Shower
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Debie Rowe Kind of Reminds Me of a Thinner, Prettier Version of my Wife
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Bar Rafaeli is Nude
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A Quiet Day at the Office
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Jo Jackson is a Money Grubbing Asshole
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Sophie Reade is Topless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Strawberry Blonde, Will You Marry Me
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AHHHHH AMY REEEEEEIIIDDDD
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Yup, Shakira is Still Full Bangable
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Bikini Fashion Show Throwback
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Rachel Aziani Gets Naked Outside
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Go Down Baby, Way Down
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RED WHITE AND BOOB
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Jana and Yvette Take a Bath
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Seren Gibson & Danni Wells – Topless – Loaded – Aug 2009
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Best Couch Prank Ever
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Bite Siza Vagina?
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What Does Politially Correct Mean in the UK?
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John Gosselin is on Match.com
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Big Right Tit for the 4th of July Motherfuckers….
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Watch a Stranger Fuck
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