I enjoyed live-tweeting the MJ Memorial. It was like new life to my already dying soul. I like to think I did it for the guy I used to be friends with who was obsessed with Michael Jackson in the 80s. I guess it was around the time of Bad, but I don’t really remember because of years of hard drinking, but I do remember thinking it was fucking weird that every time I was with him something Michael Jackson would be going on, whether it was the music or his movies playing in the background, or dude in a pair of short black pants, white socks, and a wig busting the MJ moves in the playground for the kids before getting arrested for being a sex offender and killed in prison.
I went out drinking to celebrate the day and now here are my stepLINKS
Take a Load Off. Literally
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Oregon Trail in Real Life is the Most Amazing Thing I have Seen in Ages
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Hot Girls And Their Pastie Tits
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Fun at the Sex Shop
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Mena Suvari Bikini Hotness
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More Fun Sex Workouts
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Miley Cyrus’ Bra Wants to Say Hello
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A Nice Self-Pic Gallery
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Jonah is Talking
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Can The End of Man Bangs Mean the End of Gay Being a Fad?
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Striptease of the Day
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I’d Like to Hate Fuck Audrina Patridge
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Find a Girl to Hang Out With Who Isn’t Your Mom
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Kendra Wilkinson is Gonna be a Strict Mom?
Yeah Fucking Right
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Victoria Silvstedt See Through Top
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Michael Douglas is the Luckiest Man Alive
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Mega Fox Didn’t Fuck for a Part, But She May Have Washed a Car
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Mischa Barton is Trashy
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I Forgot How Good Britney Spears Can Look When She is Photoshopped Beyond Recognition
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Sports Illustrated Russia
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Lia Has Some Tasty Apples
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Homemade Russian Grenade Fail
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Blonde Sluts Make Mom Proud
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Don’t Tell Me You Have Some Other Master Plan to Lose Your Virginity
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Lisa Masterbates After a Quick Nap
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Okay So Maybe There Isn’t a Ghost At Neverland Ranch
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A Slaps Only Game Ends With a Kick in the Face – VIDEO
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Random Photos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Sharon Stone is an Upitty Bitch
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Madison’s Tits Are Kind of Awesome
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Bree Olsen is the Queen of Porn
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Luba is Lovely
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Joanna & Marta Krupa: Sexy FHM Magazine Pictures
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Gemma Peels Off Her Purple Panties
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Katie Anderson was in Playboy
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And Now the Best Air Safety Video Of All Time
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The Dude That Threw a Baby Out the Window is Gonna Get Fried
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Big Boob Barf
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The Nipple Bra
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Some Party Girl in her USA Bikini
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Girl’s Nipple Tape After Surgery
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Some Personal Pics With Tits
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