The last I heard from Paris Hilton’s New BFF was that her dad is in the FBI and he’s going to ruin my life for posting that video of her.
The last time I got drunk, which was last night I had a mission set out to shit the bed when I woke up. It didn’t happen so now I’m left with nothing but broken dreams and failure.
I tell myself there is always today, and the rest of my probably limited life, but I know that if it hasn’t happened yet, it will never happen.
We are all allowed to have goals and ambition, even if they are as useless as shitting the bed.
I reached 4,000 followers on Twitter. I think 100,000 means celebrity status, so if you’re on the shit, follow me on the shit, and get the first word of my shitting the bed plans, before I wake up dry, scared and alone, with no pile of shit snuggling up next to me.
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Here are my stepLINKS
There Goes Joe Jackson’s Pimp Hand
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Who Knew Stockholm Sweden Was So Amazing?
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Sexy Lauren London’s Hottest Pics
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Real Life Super Heroes
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In Vegas Girls Wear Bikinis…I Mean…They Also Wear Bikinis Pretty Much Everywhere Else….But This Girl’s in Vegas
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Bianca Gascoigne Peed Herself of Something
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Japanese Amazingness of the Day
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If I Punch Gwenyth Paltrow in the Face, Do You Think She Will Shit Out Her GOOP?
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Kourtney Kardashian is the Only Bangable One of the Trio
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Anthony Bourdain Has the Best Job Ever and I Hate Him For It
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I Dunno About You, But I’m Curious to Know What the Baby Will Look Like
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get Ready for the Biggest Gong Show Ever: Lohan is Starting a Production Company
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I Wanna Stick My Magic Wand in Emma Watson
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Throw Back
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I Fucking Hate Kate Gosselin so Here’s Her Fake Match.com Commercial
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Helen and Claudi Get It On
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Here Comes the Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theorys
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If Ashley Simpson Records an Album of Michael Jackson Covers, I’m Gonna Kill Someone
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Carmen Electra is Always Easy on the Eyes
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And More Carmen Electra
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Dress Gets Ripped Off on Live TV
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Invisible Fence Shocks Some Chick
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Pussy Shaving Fun
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Friday Night Web Fuck Fest
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Meet Nelli Sullivan
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I Love When Fat Chicks Dance Like Beyonce
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ana Beatriz Barros does GQ Magazine
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How About Some Chubbies
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Hayden Was Bullied, Probably Because She Looks Like a Troll
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Carla Gugino Gallery
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Cute Amateur Boobies
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I Love These Videos Of Sluts Fighting
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Danielle Lloyd and Her Tits Out for a Night on the Town
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Jessica Robinson Takes It All Off
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Explain This Image
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105 Counts of Statue-tory Rape (a.k.a Statue Groping)
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Gia in a Cowboy Hat
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Demi Moore Bikini Pics
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Cheap Shot Ends Boxing Match and the Loser is NOT Happy
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Gone With the Wind
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Fuck You Lady Gaga
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Boobs Make You Smile
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Barry is a Man, Just Like the Rest of Us
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Men are all pigs…
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