Today’s been pretty shitty. My ear exploded at a concert 2 weeks ago and still hurts and makes me dizzy. So walking down the street is funny cuz I look drunk but shitty cuz when I get drunk it gets worse and I end up falling and hurting myself more. It also burns when I pee. Not too sure what’s up with that and I may or may not have had a mild heart attack twice today. But I guess that’s life, at least my life and I won’t bother killing myself, even though I probably should. I will however post these links and drink me some more drink, cuz that’s the only thing that I look forward to in a day and that sounds way more depressing than it is.
Here you go..
Jessica Simpson and Her Big Tits Are Single Again
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Megan Fox See Thru
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Lily Allen is See Through and Has a Camel Toe
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More From Auto Tune the News
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Slutty Model Pics Of The Day: Ariel Meredith
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Your Business Cards Suck
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And More From Lohans Twitter
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Cartman Wants You To Suck His Balls
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Bikini Amazon Godess? Hmmmmm…
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striptease of the Day
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Those Homo Pengeuins at the SF Zoon Broke Up
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Eva LongWHOREiaz Likes to be Tied Up
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And More Michael Jackson Rumoes
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Opens Wide, Leighton Meester
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Kacey is Sexy All Over
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Jon Gosselin’s New Whore Likes to Soke the Good Shit
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Some Sluts Hang Out On Entourage
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Wino is Back in England, I Wonder Hot Long Before She’s Back On Junk
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Danielle Lloyd Dons Lingerie Again
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Bachelorette Party Fun with a Female Stripper
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Who Cares About Her Bar Trick, Check Out Her Tits
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Mother Daughter Pussy Flash
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Frankie HAs Multiple Orgasms
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Summer Skirts From Russia
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Get Ready For The Biggest Piece of Shit Clothing Line Ever
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Samurai Cop Awesomeness
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Who’s Amanda Hardington? I Don’t Know, But She’s in a Bikini
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Red Head Arial Takes It Outdoor
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Amy Reid is Kinky
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Emma Watson Gets Hotter By the Day
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When Asians Do Christopher Walken Movies
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Peach in a Field of Dreams
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Scarlett Johansson Mango Photo Shoot
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Baby Korean B-Boy
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Sex Ed Videos
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Rumoe Willis is a Punky Lesbian…or Something
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Nicole Pietrontone Crowned Miss COED
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Oxana on the Beach
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Someone At Dairy Queen Should Have Thought This Through
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Sexiest Female Celebs Smokin’ Cigars
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Wrestling babe Christy Hemme is fuckin’ hot!
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