I may be drunk most nights of the week and I may spend a lot of time with strippers but that doesn’t make me a degenerate. The fact that I live off my “disabled” wife, who is really just a lazy fucking pig who gets a government check makes me a degenerate.
Tonight may not have changed lives. I was snobbed out by strippers, a couple fat strippers tried to give me the two for one lesbian show cuz they get no business alone. Another one had the fakest tits who didn’t get that I was joking when I asked for her plastic surgeon’s name and number because they looked so real, but not as real as the night was. Seriously. From homeless man singing songs about life to meaty whore pussy rubbed up on brass poles…I couldn’t ask for more out of the day….except maybe for some stepLINKS and here they are…..Enjoy.
Get Fucked Like a Virgin
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I’m still NOt Sick of This Dress All The Whores Seem to Be Wearing
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Check Out Alyssa Milano’s Teen Work Out Video!
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THE SHREK SEX TAPE IS HERE!!!
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The 9 Hottest French Women
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Rod Stewart’s Hot Wife’s Topless Throwback
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God I Wanna Punch Hayden in Her Box and Make Her Cry
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Feet Were Made for Walking? Duhhhh!
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KRISTA ALLEN’S PUSSY LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
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Donnatello Gets SCrewed
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Heidi Klum’s Pregnant Milk Filled Tits
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Giant Boob Invasion
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John Favreau Cheated on His Wife in the Bathroom With Some Slut – Exclusive
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Amazing Israeli Chick on the Beach….
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Good Luck, Caught On VIDEO
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BONE This Chick, Or Die! What’s Your Choice?
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About Emma Watson’s Side Boob
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Most Probably Going to Kail Forever
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Okay, Well I Just Puked All Over My Keyboard
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Kelly Clarkson is Getting So Big It’s Downright Terrifying
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Now Here’s a Girl I’d Like to Introduce to My Penis
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So Justin Timberlake Wants to Go Gay For Robert Pattison
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Juliette Lewis is Completely Insane and I Love It
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IT’S THE GIANT BOOBS INVASION
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Denise Richards is Topless
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Mommy Gets a Cute Teen To Fuck Her
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I Wish Jada Pinkett SMith Would Just Make a Lesbian SEx Tape Already
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Sara Stone’s Big Old Tits
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This Bear Cub Raised By Humans Is The Biggest Pussy Ever
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Some Sand Sculptures That Are As Much Amazing As They Are Pointless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Yeah I’d Let Stacey Keibler Lick My Balls
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Beyonce on the Beach
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LaToya Jackson is the New Sherlock Holmes, or Some Shit
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An Amateur and Her Dildo
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Amy Reid is Kinky
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Paris Hilton and the Upskirt Photographer in Hollywood
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Holly Webster’s Naked Make Out Ritual
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Heather Likes to Play With Herself
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The Terrorist Groups Are After Bruno
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GET READY FOR THE NEW TRONNNNNNN!!
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Big Penis = Big Problems
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There’s No Way Hugh Jackman Is Not Gay, I Don’t Care If Her Has a Family
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Star Wars Pregnancy
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How About Some PSAs….FROM THE FUTURE
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How NOT to Be a Douche Bag New Yorker In NYC
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