I am not drunk yet and that is a travesty. I’ve been in bed tending to my male yeast infection all night. That’s not entirely true. I just tell girls it’s a male yeast infection cuz it sounds more appealing than Aids Lesion. I don’t know what I am talking about, I just know tonight is the night dreams are made of, let’s just hope your dreams don’t involve hunting me down and killing me violently and painfully.
Here are my stepLINKS.
Rene Zelwegger Forgot to Put on a Shirt….Why? I Don’t Know, But I do Blame Tom Cruise! That Jerry Maguire Shit was the Devil…..
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Erin McNaught’s Sexy FHM Pictures
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How About Some Beyonce See Through Action?
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Darth Vader Dancing Like MC Hammer is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever
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Slutty Models Touching Each Other
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These Parkour Chicks Are Kind of Hot, Don’t You Think?
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Dina Lohan Makes Me Wanna Puke In Her Mouth While Jerking Off
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HOLLY MADISON TAKES OFF HER PANTIES ON STAGE
IN LAS VEGAS!
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Remember Kato Kalin?!
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How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend
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Striptease of the Day
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The Cute Little Girl From Slumdog Hates Nicole Kidman
Oh and She Also Wrote a Book
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WHOEVER HAS THIS VIDEO OF TOM CRUISE NEEDS TO SEND IT TO ME NOWWWW!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jade Nicoles Likes Fake Weiners
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Ivanka Trump and Her Fake Tits and Nose Job Are Soon To Be Off the Market
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Riley and Her Big, Pink Toy
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Madonna’s Tour Set Collapsed, Too Bad She Didn’t Die
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Pam Anderson is So Gross
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Naked is the New Underwear? Makes Sense to Me!!
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Mischa Barton Has Issues
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The Girls Are At the Beach and They ARe NAKED!
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Who Cares if the $200 000 Vase is Priceless and Irreplaceable
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Heather is a Pent House Pet
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Russian Drunk Gets Owned
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Weird, Weird Weddings
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Traci Bingham Topless Throwback
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Wanna Know What Fucking My Wife is Like?
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ScarJO Looks Like Carrot Top in Drag
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Brunette on All Fours? I’ll Take It!
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Which of These Sluts Would You Most Like to Bang?
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Carli Banks Loses Her Pink Lingerie
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One of The Harry Potter Kids Was Growing Weed and Got Busted
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Kobe Bryants Wife HAs Huge Fucking Tits
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Now This Guy Can Play the Keyboard
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Tunnel of Love
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The Life of a Plumber!
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How About Some Bitches in Tight Pants
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ScarJo’s New Ads For MANGO
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Asian Doing Christopher Walken
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I Like My Sluts How I Like My Slot Machines – Loose
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Here’s an interesting video…