Beyonce was in town. I only found out after the show started. Not that I would have gone. I am just surprised that she never reached out and personally to invite me to the show, to party or even back to her hotel room to eat fried chicken and by fried chicken, I mean her pussy (that’s the name we’ve given it because shit’s got the same consistency and smell) and I’m pretty offended, I mean after all these years of defending and praising her fat, disgusting, jealous of Rihanna and responsible of Jennifer Hudson’s family getting murdered, while pussy whippin’ Jay Z like shit was a gun and he was still sellin rock ass, she should say my name bitch….
Here are my stepLINKS….
Fergie Has a Lady Bulge
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Because The Chances of You Meeting a Girl in Real Life Today Are Slim to Non
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How Awesome Does The Most Recent Dyke Fight of Sam Ronson and Lohan Sound?
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10 ButterFaces You’d Still Fuck
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Bruno?! Borat?! WTF?!!
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Jaslene Gonzalez is a hot ass supermodel whore
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When Dance Dance Revolution Ends in a Fight…
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Jenn Aniston May Be Desperate, but MAN She’s got a Tight Ass
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who Can Dance More Slutty is Probably Not a Contest You Want to Win
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An Army of Children or Not, I’d Still Bang Angelina Jolie
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The Kama Sutra for Fat People
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This Infomercial Spoof is Amazing!!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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IF Cameron Diaz is Banging Everyone, Then Hopefully I Am Next!
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I Can’t Wait To See How Big Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Get
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Of Course the Fucking Japs Are Nuts For Harry Potter
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I Wish Victoria Beckham Would Dress Like a Slut More
Cause Right Now She’s Making My Boner Sad
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Britney Spears is Still a Slut and I Like It
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Kate Brenner is Washing Her Car
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If Megan Fox Turns Down a Bond Role, She is an Idiot
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So, Are These the ‘Unofficial’ Members of the Pussycat Dolls, Or What
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Britney Spears Looks Like Her Old, Airbrushed, Bangable Self in the Pics
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Luna’s Giving You a Cam Show
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Epic Snow Mobile Fail
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Bai Ling Could Be Nicole Richie’s New Step Mother
I Swear You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Sexy, Hardcore Slut
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Sandra Shine in Red Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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April Scott is Lookin Good as Always
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These Then and Now Photos Are Actually Pretty Awesome
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I Think The Real Question is Who Doesn’t Hate Katherine Heigl?
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If Joe Jackson Was a Perfect Father, I Am Thin, Educated and Sober
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Remember Kylie Minogue in That Fucking White Dress That Gave You Such a Boner It Hurt?
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Meet Michaela, She’s Expecting You
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Remember Gena Lee Nolan From Baywatch
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Rachel Star and Her Booty Are On the Stairs
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Shawna Lee Puts Most Girls To Shame
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I’d Bang Emmanuelle Chriqui and I Know You Would Too
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Bam Margera is Drinking Himself to Death
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Move Over Ike and Tina, Here Are Your Successors!!
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It’s Party Time
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How Many Bitches Have Fake Tits…I Know of At Least One in This Picture…
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