I’ve decided to hitchhike to a Caribbean resort to sit in the sun and sip cocktails, I’m tired of the shitty weathing here, because combined with my shitty apartment, my shitty bank account, my shitty wife, my shitty drinking problem and my shitty general health, it makes for a pretty shitty fuckin’ time. Not to mention, I can find myself my very own Rihanna to nurture and cultivate into makin’ me money, whether she knows how to sing or not, I figure I can buy her from her family for a goat, so see you all in fuckin’ hell, but before I go, here are my links for the day….
Find a Worthy Slut Here
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This Chick Rebbie Jackson is News to Fuckin Me
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Let’s Take a Trip Dwon Nintendo Memory Lane
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Drunk Bitch Gets Tossed Out of a Club – VIDEO
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Alyssa Milano is Still Lookin Good
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How About Two Sluts in a Light Saber Strip Fight?
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Devon Aoki Nipple Slip Throwback
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TORRIE WILSON HAS THE HOTTEST ASS OF ALL TIME!
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Las Vegas Bikini Poo Party
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I Almost Forgot How BAd I Wanna Bang Freida Pinto
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A Girls On Their Knees Gallery
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Holy Fuck, Remember Bobcat Goldthwait
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Reality Whore Stew!!
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Striptease of the Day
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Jude Law Seems Like a REall Swell Guy, And By Swell Guy I Mean a Women Beater
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Patrizio D’Addario is Some Italian Escort the Prime Minister is Italy is Bangin
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Marc Anthony Now Owns Part of the Miami Dolphins
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Meggans Gallery is Amazing
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Amy Winehouse is Back in Court
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A Naked Cowboy Running For NYC Mayor!
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Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Are Hanging Out Together. Amazing
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Kelly Brooke Gallery
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Lucy is Wet and Soapy
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Italian TV is AMAZING and Here’s Why
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MILF Gets Fucked
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Kayden Cross and Teh Great Outdoors
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The Cutting Edge of….Balloon Delivery
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Rupert Everett is Constantly Mouthing Off About Everyone and I Love It
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Meet Jaime Hammer
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Mickey Rourke is Drunk
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Monica Cruz, I Love You
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Shyla Styles is Hardcore
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Simi Would Make My Life a Whole Lot Better
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Okay Ed Westwick is Totally Gay
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Kelly and Mellissa Are Kissing
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I Want to Meet The Guys Who Stole These Two Trucks and Shake Their Hands
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Hwy The Fuck Did Solange Shave Her Head?!
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Kitty on a Piano Warmed Even My Black Heart
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There’s Something Fishy
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Aria Giovanni is in a Red Dress
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Jennifer Lopez Versus Fergie
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And Here’s Some Naked Alyssa Milano
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