I once dated a girl who dumped me because I would make fun of her everyday, I also dated a girl who dumped me because I didn’t buy her a birthday present because I spent all my money on partying, I dated a girl who dumped me cuz I stuck my dick in her when she was sleeping after she pretty much gave up on fucking me and she assumed that meant I raped her, when I assumed it meant I was doing her job as a gf for her, and another girl who dumped me cuz I let some homeless girl lick my dick and I showed her the pics proud of what I had accomplished. I’ve been dumped for shooting videos of girls masturbating in bathtubs, for making hitler jokes at a Jewish girl I dated’s house during passover, in a “wow would Hitler be rollin’ in his grave if he saw us enjoying this brisket” kinda thing, but for some reason, no matter what I do, my wife won’t leave me, and she’s the one girl who I want to have dump me. To date, I’ve done everything imaginable to her, but she just doesn’t care and I guess that kind of consistency in a person is comforting, no matter how bad it may smell.
That said…..
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If Tyra Banks Can’t Eat, Neither Can You!!
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Hand Drawn Block Letters Is the Hit Movie of the Summer!
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Looks Great From the Side
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Prank the Garbage Man!
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Kendra Wilkinson Topless Wedding Tits!
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Karl Lagerfeld Hates On Everyone And I LOVE IT
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MARYSE HAS A REALLY
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The Evolution of Sluts
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The History of G.I.Joe
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Paris Hilton Isn’t a Stupid Slut She Just Plays One in Real Life
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I Guess The “Have a Set of Twin Via Surrogate to Save The Marriage” Thing Didn’t Work
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Reagan and Lauren Show Off For the Cameras
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Avril Lavinge is Kind of a Digusting Skank
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(SERIOUSLY THIS ONE IS AWESOME!)
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Fun in the Club
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Rachel Bilson is Hot
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Danielle Pulls Out Her Boobs in Public
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Orgasm Gets Ruined
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