I was drinking a beer in the park and this blonde girl was walking around with a baby carriage in her bikini top. I screamed out at her that she’s only 5 pounds away from the breakaway point. She didn’t get what I meant, so I had to explain that the breakaway point is when white dudes stop lookin’ at you and black guys start seducing you. She didn’t laugh, but she did introduce me to her half black baby while letting me know that the next time she sees me she’s gonna make sure her black baby daddy hurts me, I mean that is if he every answers her calls…..
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Tony Romo’s Security is On Red Alert For When Jessica Simpson Goes Crazy
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The & Types of Professors You Will Have at College
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Do You Remember the Sex Toy Helicopter?!
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Sexy Black Girl Jessica White’s Hottest Pics
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Olivia Munn is Wonder Woman
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Poster Board Sex? Say What?!
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Anna Friel Side Boob SHot
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Honestly I Am Getting Bored of Megan Fox
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STACY KEIBLER UPSKIRT PIC!
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A Flowchart for How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend
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Rupert Everett’s Cunty Mouth Cost Him A Job
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The History of G.I. Joe
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Striptease of the Day
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And Here, Good Friends, is Ali Larter’s Ass
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It’s Been Friday Night For Tara Reid for Like 9 Years or Something
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Rachel McAdams is Lookin Hot!
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Anita Pearl Reminds Me of a More Trashy, More Tanned Kristen Stewart
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Octo-Crazy Finally Got Her Reality Show
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I Dunno About You, But I Would Bang Dawnn Lewis
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I’d Like to Bust a Nut All Over Ciara’s Tummy
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Jessica Burciaga Magazine Shoot
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Michelle C Strips
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Guy Slides Down This Part of a Bridge and BAILS so HArd – VIDEO
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Peaches and Her Friend Need a Dick
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cassia Riley Strips Down
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Brooke Hogan is Living the Dream…Kinda…
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Crime Scene Construction Japan style
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Tiffany & Mackenzie…
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Lindsay Lohans’s Disgustingly Dirty Feet
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Eva Mendes See Through
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Big Booty Babe Covers Her Ass in Oil
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Girls Look Best When They Are Solo If You Ask Me
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Who is Gretchen Rossi and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis?
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HERE IS THE TRAILER FOR TRON
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Get Wet – A Series of Splash Pranks
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Man of the Day Edition
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Post-it Space Invaders is AMAZING
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There’s a Pussy on My Nikes!!
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Paris Hilton is a Dirty Hippy
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Miss March Invades Comic-Con
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She Squirts and It’s Her First Time!
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An Asian Grandma Swearing in English Made My Day
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Oh Look at this Sexy Pose…
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