I was stuck behind a group of girls in line today and all they were talking about was how many guys they hooked up with over the summer so far versus how many they set out to hook up with and that went into all the cute boys they know and how cute they are naked which went into talking about their bra sizes and tit sizes and their friend’s tit size and the whole thing ended the second I told them that I’d be happy to help them reach their summer cock objective. Unfortunately they were 14 and didn’t think it was funny….
Here are my links.
Get Laid virtually
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A Match Made in Junkie Heaven
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2012 Orgy!!! There is Always Time to BONE
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More to Love – 10 Big Girls We”d Love to Get Crushed By!
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Tuna’s Asian Bikni Grind
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Now That’s What I Call Phone Sex
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Lady GaGa’s Penis – I Mean Nipple – Slip
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Winona Ryder May Be Insane, But I Would Still Do Her
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Grace Park Will You Mary Me
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s a Hot and Spicy Number
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Striptease of the Day
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Reggie Bush Left Kim K’s Ass in the Dust
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More Lady GaGa Stupidity
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SWEET TITS, BEAUTIFUL ASS, AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
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Halle Berry, I Love You
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Jase Has a Great Body, But SHould But a Bag Over HEr Head
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The Drama Don’t Stop for Lohan
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Chris Tucker is Broke
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Eva LongWHORIA and the Silver Slingshot
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor Has Some ‘Splainin to Do
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Violet is Nude and Wet
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When a Horse Has a Heart Attack
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Big Boobed MILF Gets Fucked
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Jessica Moore is Busty
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Hot Peppers Will Make You Puke – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Random Photos of the Day
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Madonna Gets More Disgusting By the Day
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Katie is Topless
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Mellissa in Lingerie
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Corin is Lovely
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WTF is Sienna Miller Wearing?
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Sarah Stone Eats a Sandwich and Shows Her Boobs
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So Solid Cleavage at a Club
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